we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
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