i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
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