id be glad to
If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
I'm mad at him and disappointed with you. It's like I put a bunch of effort into a PowerPoint of "what not to do with Zach" to show you and the first bullet point was "do not love him" and you're just disregarding all my effort and friendship.
I have to make mistakes myself to learn from them
FUCK YOU I AM MAKING A POWERPOINT
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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