I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
i just walked outside for a cigarette and three men walked by in glitter heels and gold shiny thongs. god i love chicago
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
that may or may not have been my penis.
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