I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
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