the new term for farting is butt boxing.
just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
I hope my margaritas pass through security.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
I could fuck to npr.
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
Shame is for Republicans.
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