are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?
yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
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