I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
woke up this morning with "hah" written on my penis.i was like wtf?? morning wood kicked in and found out what it really said, haNNah.then i remembered.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
Randomize
