she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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