Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
I should be sponsored by Trojan
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
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