this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
Stop calling my penis "Fat Jesus"
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
My ex-wife, who I haven't heard from since the divorce, just Amazoned me cherry flavored massage oil and a rainbow caps with the message "Happy Pride". What's the polite response?
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
Randomize
