Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
I may have just made our entire microwave glow green. Like big green. Like spark and make me shit green.
Like worse than the time I blew up the microwave with the egg green.
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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