Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
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