Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
Change your flight to Denver. That's where my penis is.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
How high are you rn
Well I just ate a cheesecake straight from the box with a fork and now I’m laying upside down in a recliner chair seeing if I can Uber eats Doritos
So not that high
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
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