honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
Randomize
