I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
You walked in with a bag of weed and asked for a watermelon. For some reason they actually gave you one, and you made it into a perfectly working bong. Two of them offered their girlfriends to you for the night.
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