I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
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