I just woke up surrounded in unopened snacks
omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
come pick me up. please. i just puked in my lap. bring pants.
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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