You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
im gonna call it quits for tonight... I am so drunk I dont even have the motor skills to masturbate
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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