I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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