The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
We left the bar in 2 bicycle cabs. It cost thirty bucks and they took us to the wrong hotel. When we finally made it to the right one we ended up in a room with three randos from alaska. Jammed out with them for like an hour. Those inuits are good guitar players
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
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