I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
The nice lady at the neighborhood liquor store informs me that we have a new woman-run neighborhood sex shop. Jesus loves me and wants me to have a happy Valentine's day.
Are you jealous of my sweatsuit? It's how I get men on Tinder.
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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