At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
His birthday is on fathers day. I know its a cruel coincedence but this is too funny to pass up.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
Randomize
