well that one time I was being a total idiot trying to see how much I could drink. turns out 22 shots is too much. surprise surprise! ambulance party!
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
Randomize
