So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
You tried to tell her that the salad was an afrodisiac then proceeded to stroke yourself with the feather duster
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
Had phone sex with my boss who I still haven’t seen in person. How’s your Monday ?
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
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