yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
75% of the time I swipe right on Bumble for girls over 40 is because I think their 18 year old daughter is hot.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
Randomize
