Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
It all started with a game of naked twister.
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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