How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
so you had a one ended conversation with the toilet las night in between barfs. you kept telling the toilet how strong it was because its gone through a lot of shit in its life.
drunk me is so punny.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
There should be a guide book that probation officers hand out on "how to tell a tinder girl about your ankle monitor before she notices it at the worst possible moment"
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
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