All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
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