Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
New guy at work just gave me a Percocet for my headache. Officially best friends
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
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