i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
I don't need this shit right now. I just woke up covered in pistachios
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
Randomize
