Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
Either there is a god and he hates masturbation, or one of my roommates stole my vibrator while I was in the shower.
This is a mass text. Surprise drug testing at work today. Either I've finally got to fuck my boss or I've got to quit to make this all go away. Please respond with option a or b.
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
He motorboated me, gave me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
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