I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
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