let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
went to the bathroom to piss, saw puke in the toilet thought wtf i dont remember puking, then turned around to find a chick i've never seen before passed out in my shower.
he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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