I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
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