I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
Randomize
