There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
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