Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
I have an explanation for how we got this drunk this fast... but you wont like it. We are officially in complete liver failure.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
