what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
I love my grandma, but if I have to sit and watch one more show on Bravo, I'm gonna burn her fuckin house to the ground
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
I force fed him french fries and then proceeded to tell him how sexy corgi’s are … it’s safe to say he’s not texting me for a second date.
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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