Midget sex pt 2 tonight
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
Randomize
