just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
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