Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
Sad realization: so long as I use this sleep apnea machine, I will never be the little spoon!
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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