And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
got arrested for "breaking and entering" last night when i supposedly went into the wrong house made a sandwich and tried jerking off to porn on the tv...the cops told me they came in while my dick was out...oh and i missed work this morning and got fired
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
He left his umbrella behind in my bed to 'keep me company', then stole my front door key before he went to work
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
My new plan is to whip out my titties when they arrive. Maybe they won’t notice that I broke the couch fucking my boss...
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