it wasn't lemon gatorade
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
Woke up this morning on my doorstep in a basket with a branch, a lipstick lightning bolt on my head and a sign that said "the boy who lived." i love you guys.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
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