Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
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