Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
We stayed in and smoked weed and watched Dreamgirls. We made each other's vaginal lips sing the songs. Mine was Beyonce, hers was Jamie Foxx. I think this is one of those times you're jealous you're not an awesome lesbian.
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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