Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
Less talking, more tequila
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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