I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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