Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
Hey, it was your idea to keep her occupied with the barscanner on your phone.
you didnt need to give her a fucking sharpie. there are handmade barcodes everywhere. including my cock. fucker.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
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