so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
We just shotgunned beers for America
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
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