What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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