he saw my "i like bacon" magnet on the fridge and i told him how much i love meat, then we started making out
what a beautiful fairy tale
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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