question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
Silently passing ghastly beer farts as I move around the bridal department at Tiffany's. Call it my contribution to the holiday spirit.
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
Until you have had Country Grammar stuck in your head whilst writing a Supreme Court brief you've never lived.
BILL GATES DONALD TRUMP LET ME IN NOW
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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