I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
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